I don't even know how to describe it

onlylolgifs:

Pug goes crazy in his first ball pit!

enigmaticagentalice:

Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction

coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’

and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’

"Daniel Sharman has a face of innocence. With that in mind, what is the baddest thing you’ve ever done?" (x)

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

we all know those guys that don’t wear them, but still give off a general fedaura.

josephjtoye:

consider these:

  • there’s a long ass train and we’ve been waiting for it to pass for twenty minutes and you’re leaning out of the window of your car yelling at it so i’ll make some polite conversation au

  • i’m somewhere past drunk and decidedly lost and you’re a kindly local on a nighttime outing au

  • i ran away from home and knocked on the wrong door but you want to take me in anyway au

  • waiting in a holding cell together for our friends to bail us out and you’re unexpectedly cool au

  • are they staring at me or staring into the space around me i can’t tell and it’s intimidating au

  • i come here when i want to be alone and i didn’t think anyone knew about it so where the hell did you come from au

  • met you at a bar but it turns out you’re a soldier and you’re getting shipped into combat tomorrow au

  • gave a running hug to the wrong person at the airport and knocked you to the ground au

  • i’m a government worker and i had to seduce you for a case but i’m starting to like you legitimately au

  • you came to look at the puppies i have for sale and you’re so into it that i can’t help but kneel down and help you assess them au

  • walking between my s.o and you and i grabbed the wrong damn hand au

  • called the wrong number and confessed my love to you in a sappy way before you could get a word in au

  • we were studying across from each other in the library not acknowledging each other for hours and you passed out and fell onto my book so i’m screwed au

"What are some of you greatest fears?" [x]

karmaplus:

this looks like mickey walked in on a drunk night partying hard in the tardis

karmaplus:

this looks like mickey walked in on a drunk night partying hard in the tardis

wcjobber:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.

wcjobber:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.